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Man Cold

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!
Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.
by DrWife September 28, 2025
mugGet the Man Coldmug.

air-cold

A disease that’s very contagious
He: Did you hear about the air-cold that’s going around

She: No, but I think I had it last week.
by Stacy P September 1, 2021
mugGet the air-coldmug.

house colding

A party that you have when someone you dislike has finally decided to move out
We held a house colding party when my sister moved out, and did all of the things we couldn't do when she was here
by Kvothe_1712 March 9, 2022
mugGet the house coldingmug.

cold deck

(verb) In computers or related technology, running an executable or object program developed for and by another kind of system without modification. So called because prior to more advanced media, computer programs were mostly punched into and stored on card decks, and different computers usually had differing instruction sets instead of copying Intel.
This computer can cold deck anything in current or recent production.
by StarryGordon October 7, 2021
mugGet the cold deckmug.

Cold Thermos

When you stick it in that Eskimo pussy and your penis freezes.
Bro I went to this party this weekend, hooked up with this chick and I got mad cold thermos. I had to stick that shit in the microwave to warm it up.
by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019
mugGet the Cold Thermosmug.

Booty cold

Refers to the situation when you call a chrush to warm you when it is cold outside
It’s december. Don’t you still have a booty cold?
by Vinothecav December 10, 2018
mugGet the Booty coldmug.

Cold jar codgers

Cold jar codgers are people who have had there own children.
The baby boomer generation are 'Cold jar codgers'.
by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020
mugGet the Cold jar codgersmug.

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