brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020

sympathy bread

Something someone gives another person out of sympathy with a sexual implication behind it.

I was feeling down, but Karen offered me her sympathy bread in order to cheer me up!

by SmolFry January 4, 2018

Bread

When someone asks someone out and they say yes

Person 1: Dude, Jaron got the bread
Person 2: Really? When?
Person 1: Earlier today
Person 2: 🍞🍞🍞🥖🥖🗿

by blurrrry October 3, 2018

banana bread

it means that the bread is very ugly and smells rotten

The bread was very banana bread

by itzSunboi April 5, 2022

Orval the Bread man

Elder man with no legs from the 2000's who distributed bread freely from his van

Do you think your a true long term Tacoma resident? Do you remember Orval the Bread man?

by Caleb004 November 13, 2022

Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.

Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.

by Garlic Head September 12, 2021

Hoe Bread

The end piece of the loaf of bread that errbody dun put they dirty ass hands on but don't want that shit and put it back.

Man, I don't want that "hoe bread"

by Mrs Balue March 14, 2023