Polar Bear

When a guy goes down on a girl while she is on her period, causing his face to look like a polar bear who just ate a seal.

After he went Polar Bear on his girlfriend he had to wash off the blood from his face.

by SFBlacksox January 8, 2008

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Honey bear

When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.

Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.

by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018

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Fat Bear

A woman (typically a mother) who rejoices in her eternal laziness and lack of motivation. These qualities usually yield a soft, delicate, doughy physique, resembling that of a mama bear (hence the term "fat bear") While the appearance of a fat bear is commonly as described above, the term embodies an attitude more than a physique. Fat bears are heavy drinkers, and pretend they exercise when attending yoga, pilates, or barre classes. They exaggerate every emotion and feeling they experience - aka major drama queens. They are easily irritated and demand a lot of attention. Fat bears hibernate all year long.

P: What the heck, Sarah was so moody today, and she probably had like five margaritas at the lodge while everybody else skied.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.

by littletiger98 December 21, 2016

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Chazzy Bear

Someone who is very huggable and very cuddly. They tend to spend their lives in dressing gowns, trackies and slippers, even sitting down to dinner in this attire.

I gave chazzy bear a hug as he was looking very snug and soft.

by smoochy bear January 18, 2011

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Gladdy Bear

Ferocious bear, with a heavy drinking problem. Sleeps and eats all day unless disturbed. Tends to hibernate all year long. Beware of The Gladdy Bear it will attack in search of food.

The Gladdy bear roams the River.

by JCMESH February 4, 2013

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