An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.
Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"
Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"
Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.
Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.
Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.
by RyanLochteLover91 August 07, 2012
by Yolo2341 February 04, 2017
by Austinhump October 01, 2020
A Sweet & kind guy with a heart of gold. Patience of a saint. Brown Hair. Green Eyes. South African. One of four brothers. Youngest. Caring & selfless. Highly valuable member of society
Have you met my friend Ryan John Tyler? He's such a champ - he helped me by letting me copy his homework.
Hey! Ryan John Tyler! You're pretty hot!
Hey! Ryan John Tyler! You're pretty hot!
by shabean April 05, 2017
Ryan is the type of girl that everyone thinks is kinda of annoying. Although she GOT INTO DA. HAHHAHHA she thinks shes really cool.
by the ally stalker January 18, 2019
the act of performing a wide selection of innovative dance moves at a party with a susbstantial number of ladies present.
by Darknesspart2 August 25, 2010
A Nolan Ryan No Flusher is when 7 public restroom stalls have been defecated in and left unflushed. Locking the stall door with a coin after the no flusher will ward off ganitorial servicing. Placing multiple sanitary ass gaskets inthe bowl will make for a airy raft for your deposit, providing more security. Get all 7 in one building and you own that place.
Dude, it took me a whole week but but I dropped a Nolan Ryan at work. I got realestate invested, I own that place. When than janitor gets back from vacation, he will be jacking out my 7 Nolan Ryan no flushers.
by AlurkingCamper April 29, 2012