Alabama Batman

A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.

Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!

by Batman2006datguy March 24, 2024

Alabama Poutine

A container of fries covered in semen

I gave Dave a large plate of Alabama Poutine

by Johnny Caviar March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

French fries (McDonalds or otherwise) with a little bit of cum on half.

Would you like some of my Alabama Poutine? No. I don't like eating cum. It's only on the left side!

by BleepFace March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.

You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?

by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Alabama Poutine is a dish of french fries and cheese curds topped with cum

You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?

by Badwolfe44 March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them

Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.

by floridachildkicker March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them.

Hey Geoff, have you heard of Alabama Poutine?
.-Andrew Panton

by Frederthan March 27, 2024