by Retro106 January 30, 2020
Get the Turkeymug. To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
Get the Turkey Blastmug. by EgyptianKathy November 22, 2023
Get the Turkeymug. A country mistook as Arabs and many people think of it as a part of Europe but over 97% of Turkey is in Asia. The country was also home to the first female pilot. Also famous for its food, and sweet desserts: mostly their ice cream. A great place to go on holiday if you want a summery vacation. Owns Turkish airlines, the airline that flies to the most countries: 123 places.
jeff -"where should I go for this holiday?"
Elon- " I suggest Turkey, you'll finally be able to get an even tan"
Elon- " I suggest Turkey, you'll finally be able to get an even tan"
by luvcookies123 February 17, 2021
Get the Turkeymug. When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
Get the Two-headed turkeymug. "I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"
by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025
Get the Turkey Sandwichmug. When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.
Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!
by Quackeroni and Cheese November 11, 2021
Get the Turkey Creemeemug.