The day of aliens vs predators

The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.

Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?

Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN

by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023

National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.

“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”

by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

Grab Titty day

9/8 National Grab titty day

Grab titty day

by Lamkin29567 September 5, 2022

National make out day

You have to make out with your boyfriend/girlfriend or your crush on 11th of December

Hey baby it national make out day you know what that means...

by National day1000 December 10, 2019

National Best Friends Day

October 30th

Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them

Or just tell them how much they mean to you.

friend 1: hey happy National Best Friends Day!
friend 2: what’s that?

friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!

by shadowbladecxd October 27, 2022

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020

National Mustache Day

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.

Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!

by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021