Beckham Dick

When your Dick is hard and it curves.

I have a Beckham Dick so I always hit the G spot.

by ElMeroCabron September 1, 2022

Dick sprinkles

When jeffy takes too long picking up his gay bro from the Northstar and leaves us waiting for him because we love dem dick sprinkles

Jeff check ur pocket watd u find? Nothing? Dick sprinkler got u again?? Dick sprinkles

by amberbooyah May 27, 2021

Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.

“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018

dick

dick

i have a big dick

by cfyuhiol;[' November 16, 2021

Dick

Unfortunately your name Is... well a penis. Dick is a different name for Robert or I think Mark?
I'm confused? Well let's move on. You can use use a penis for seggsy time or to urinate.

"Oh I just wanna suck a dick."

by THEBIGMAMA July 31, 2021

dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017