Suck dick month

May is suck dick month, every day in may is suck dick day but you have to kiss a girl first. If you kiss this girl she have to give you a Blow.

:Hey you know witch month it is?
:No?
:It’s suck dick month!

by IGotYouBoys April 27, 2022

dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock

Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

dick struggles

When a man is about to have sex, but can't get hard.

Female 1- Did you and John have great see last night?

Female 2- Nah girl, he has the dick struggles, so I dumped him!

by dboys194 May 6, 2016

dick-space

allotted time spent apart from your significant other based on reasons related to smoldering, over-cuddling, sleeping-in, and overall depth or breadth of the situation

Mike sat in the distillery quaffing a bier to get dick-space from his girlfriend.

by jmaffy November 4, 2021

dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

by Savage Chic September 20, 2020

Dick cheese

yummy substance from unwashed penis

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏

by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022