National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

mucking ass

Kicking someone's ass in a giant nerf gun war.

"Lauren is really mucking ass in this nerf war against Patrick!"

by InfiniteWisdom420 December 30, 2016

national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

Fat ass

What I have

The man said “ gyatt damn that’s a fat ass”.

by GYATTDAMNMYBUTTBIG November 25, 2022

Jebb’s Ass

Fucking Magnificent.

Jahmal: Did you see Jebb’s ass?
Tyrone: Hell yeah I did, it was fucking magnificent!

by TerrenceBeatz January 12, 2022

ass

It's a bigger version of a butt

that ass is an ass

by eeekgadieee March 24, 2022

Sucka ass goldfish

You

You a sucka ass goldfish

by NBATEFLONBGMGRIZZY February 2, 2025