A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
by TheWalmartAssNiggaDefiner May 28, 2024
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