Ass

Where your shit come out

Don't stick your fingers up your ass, it might get pooey

by Anonymous16382628382919eu33829 June 19, 2021

Ass Clown

A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.

Alan Grayson is an ass clown.

by GrooviGirl August 27, 2015

Horse’s Ass

A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer

Man Jim has the worst luck, he really is a Horse’s Ass

by TiberiusC October 8, 2020

Gah! My Ass!

A common female expression for when one's hole has been roughly infiltrated.

"Jeff please take it nice and slo-GAH! MY ASS!"

by Ben Dover Pleeze August 15, 2019

Tv ass

When someone’s ass so big it’s like a 80inch flat screen, so slim but big

Max says “ yo tabby got a tv ass, dog!”

by Tv ass dog October 30, 2019

Witches ass

Something being good

Maybe you go to urban dictionary aka the witches tit site

Nah man that sites worse than a witches tit

Nah it's a Witches ass

by Peeguzzlingwhore November 14, 2022

whiskey slap ass

Same rules as whiskey slap, but you slap bare asses instead. Good for all genders, a man can whiskey slap ass a woman with no regerts...

Friend 1: Wanna play whiskey slap?
Friend 2: I don't wanna play against Carol
Friend 1: we can play whiskey slap ass...
Friend 2: Yeah! I'd whiskey slap that ass!

by The Matthew Alan October 8, 2017