vacation dick

The type of penis that is once in a year type. Opposite of "boyfriend dick" , the type you can take every day.

Girl i met this guy , he had a vacation dick it was so good, mandingo material!

by big dick weed racer eraser June 13, 2016

dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 6, 2021

Pixel Dick

When you're dick isn't even as big as a pixel.

"Yo dude, did you see Jerry? He's got a pixel dick"

by SheepzDrums October 19, 2017

National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!

“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day’

by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.

Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all

by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022

burning your dick

The act of jacking off with icy hot

You're burning your dick

by Jace Teck December 12, 2016