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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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pop that ass

could be taken sexually, meant to mean beat a bitch up
by isex April 17, 2022
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Assing

Assing is the act of where someone goes up to someone else (normally while they are sitting down) and rub their ass in their face.
Me: Hey Luke!

Luke: Hey man!
Me: Whats that over there?
*The assing starts*
Luke: AH NO DUDE
by Veronicamiller392 May 21, 2025
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Pain in the assness

A person who is so annoying, you have to make up a word.
Wow, my science teacher is such a pain in the assness.
by MinuteRiceMan May 24, 2017
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Ass Pic

a type of photo in which a girl sends her bare ass (or in panties) to a guy who asks
Zach asks me for ass pics everyday
by Hsharp August 24, 2023
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Swamp Ass

Origin Story: It is believed it was first used in 1982 When Glenn Schafer arrived in English class freshman year of high school after gym, and had not showered. His friend Steve asked where he'd been and he replied just got outta gym... then after he said I" feel like i have a swamp ass" to which steve started cracking up in the middle of class. As the story goes he used it term here and there but never heard anyone else use it until 10 years later, and when he heard it, he said hey thats my phrase, he was amazed how it took that long to get back around
just got outta gym... I" feel like i have swamp ass"
by Basswiz888 November 3, 2022
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