Punch boob day

Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.

Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*

by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021

Send Nudes Day

To start the Charismas season with a nice day

It‘s SEND NUDES DAY don’t forget so send

by Hubse November 7, 2020

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day

The day where you can give a nice kid named Dylan $10, right before he gets pummeled

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day is the best idea known to man

by DoubleTroubleGaming February 28, 2020

Kiss a girl day

On march 7th kiss any girl you want

Yo it’s march 7th.

So?
That means it’s national kiss a girl day.
Oh dude that’s great I can kiss my crush.

Yeah but Um do you know where my sister is?

by Itsurd4ddy March 5, 2022

days dead

days dead means like the day hasn’t been fun at all.

person1: omg days dead
person2: i know right like nothing interesting happened!

by sicilianpaprika September 23, 2021

Squirrel Appreciation Day

A holiday that happens every January 21st where people... appreciate... squirrels... lets be honest you forgot this exists didn't you? Or maybe you've never even heard of it.

Person 1: Its January 21st, its Squirrel Appreciation Day!
Person 2: Thats gotta be a thing you just made up

by eggmeme February 12, 2023

OPPOSITE GENDER DAY

People will have to pretend to be the opposite gender, if you are a man you will pretend to be a woman, if you are a woman like a man. you can't do anything to avoid it.

Hey its the opposite gender Day.

by ManuteJajaXD December 9, 2021