A move most commonly performed by gym bros and blue collar workers in the bed room.
It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.
It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.
Chad: “Come here Bethany, let me give you some dirty eggs.”
Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”
Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”
Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”
Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”
Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”
Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”
by Caleb Snider July 15, 2025
Get the Dirty Eggs mug.Contrary to the name, a dirty lil Pete is someone with a giant cock. The downside is that person is either ugly or a social hermit.
“Man I thought Ritchard didn’t have anything because he’s ugly but it turns out he’s a dirty lil Pete”
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
Get the Dirty lil pete mug.When you snort a bag of flour off a turkish boys head and then shit all over a trowel. Wipe the shit on your arms and do the YMCA
by Stokeymemeist July 16, 2025
Get the Dirty Smithy mug.A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.
by Lil dirty Pablo July 16, 2025
Get the Dirty Barney mug.When you put a spoon of honey into your mouth, while putting yellow food dye on the tip of your dick. You then engage in sex with a woman, but before you cum, you spit the honey into her ass, and cum into her ass, which when the cum mixes with the yellow food dye, will make a consistency similar to mustard. You will then take a chicken nugget and dip it in, enjoying the meal together.
by Jorshleflisher July 17, 2025
Get the Dirty Honey Mustard mug.A dirty J Rabb is a sexual act where a man takes his fat cock and fucks a dog in the ass, then wipes the shit on a woman’s forehead, in the shape of the letter J. After this is finished, the man then fucks the woman in the ass, and wipes her shit on the dogs forehead in the shape of the letter R.
“Last night was Crazy, I was fucking my girl last night and she made me do a dirty J Rabb on her with her Great Dane”
by Lil dirty Pablo July 17, 2025
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Erik: "Do you remember that time I got you with the Dirty Diaper in 2021?"
Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"
Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"
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