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National Plastic Day

National Plastic Day is November 4th ! That means forget about those hydro flask and turtles and only use plastic !!
Hey Johnny it’s National Plastic Day that means we don’t have to carry our hydro flasks and can use plastic bottles !
by thefaxxxxxxxs October 20, 2019
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National Sex Day

OCTOBER 25 grab your men or woman or loved one!! and get it on for National Sex Day
jim: yo bro me and my girl havent gone at it in a while :(
tom: don’t worry jim that will change october 25!! For National Sex Day
by 7878 jim slim7878 October 20, 2019
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Cunt day

My ex gf is a cunt to everyone on October 21st/Cunt day
by Daltonlpotter October 21, 2019
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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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day cancellation

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.
Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.
by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019
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National subscribe to YoloBangWitch day

You gotta go to YouTube and subscribe to YoloBangWitch
Subscribe now!!
National subscribe to YoloBangWitch day
by YoloBangWitch October 21, 2019
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Slap ass day

lets slap some asses today because it’s slap ass day
by Slap ass man October 21, 2019
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