M card

A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”

I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one

by OT14 May 4, 2021

Mac M

Always has your foot and you can eat all of his food

My friend is such a Mac M he has my foot and I can eat all of his food

by Sam2008 November 13, 2019

Victoria M

Victoria is an amazing woman.She's experienced more trauma and heartache in her life than anyone should have to, yet she still smiles and still tries to love. Her love is unconditional, if she decides your one of her tribe, it's forever. If you're lucky enough to be her life partner she will move heaven and earth to make sure you are good. The only ones above you are her children that she loves so much she'd give her life to keep them happy. She will always try to help anyone in need because she's been through so much alone. If you find her, try to keep her. She just needs one person to love her and choose her consistently. She deserves to find her happy. She's no angel but she's not the devil.

I needed help the other day and I called Victoria M she didn't hesitate to come help me

by Oakydoaky August 31, 2025

Jude M

An ass eating, glasses stealing, janky pancake making mother fucker. While having a god like sense of style this simp cannot make a pun to save his damn life.

“Jude M is good in bed but bad in life”

by olireh February 25, 2020

Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison

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Zero: Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison

by AUDITORIUMU February 16, 2025

m/w vm

Basically asking your bf to send you a moaning/whimpering voice message if you ever need it yk

Hey babe can you send me a m/w vm pls and ty🙏
Yea sure-

by honestlyiwasjusthorny October 13, 2021

kate e m

the prettiest and sweetest girl ever. the funniest person who will always make you laugh. the type of person who will dance randomly and who’s smile lights up a room. she’s shy when you first meet her but opens up soon after. so pretty with long brown hair and blue grey eyes. she’s insecure but literally the prettiest person at her school. it’s not just her looks that are so great. she’s amazingly smart and doesn’t skip class to be cool. she puts in all her effort into everything she does- from relationships to academics. in addition to this, she’s an amazing athlete. she will wake up at 5am if she has to do to get in her weekly mileage, and loves the feeling of being in the gym. kate is the sweetest girl ever, and is a beam of light. she lights up any room she is in, and everything’s better with her. i could stay up until 2 am texting her. she is the best girl ever and honestly a baddie. i love kate.

“bro did you see that beautiful girl gawd damn”
“oh that’s just kate e m.”

by urmommu March 18, 2023