banana peel virgin

n. someone who either does not slip or has not fucked with a condom on or have only had sex with people who haven't had a circumcision

"Oh, Al's such a banana peel virgin!" said Atlas

by goblin dude June 2, 2024

Virgin

A man above the age of 22 living in mis mothers basement playing league of legend, Roblox, or Minecraft. Although Minecraft is not that bad, there are a few cases where it can be sad. They would report you for being "inappropriate" (making shrines of a man with a large schlong having a wank) These fat fucking sad pricks are the definition of virgin.

"haha, look at William talking to his 9yr old Roblox gf what a virgin, and a nonce.

by The Legendary Ninja_Bro_2 November 2, 2021

Virgin

A slang term used to describe a person who manages their time very poorly; so much so that they become an inconvenience to others; slow, inefficient, indecisive

"Oh you're late again, that is so virgin of you!"

"You move like a virgin!"

by Silly Nilly Goose June 1, 2023

Virgin

Countries of the World Quiz players

Girl 1: Look, his main life goal is to get 196/196 on Countries of the World Quiz. Must be a virgin smh...
Girl 2: Right lmfao

by erectiledysfunxtion May 21, 2021

sad ass virgin

ayo is that ME?

Guy: please have sex with me

Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin

Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole

by Fyondike January 25, 2022

virgin

a dude who has never been in a romantic relationship with another person in his life.

-hey aaron let's go to the party tonight!

- hell yeah bro. can i invite a friend?

-of course man, who is him?

-is jhonny from the plant, is a shameless virgin. That mf needs a woman fr

by flam141 November 5, 2023

Blue Virgin

An idiot who unapologetically expresses how much a virgin he is in everything he does, with no shame or thought whatsoever about it. Often dresses in a singular fashion or color, for example, blue.

"Did you see Aaron today? I saw that Blue Virgin zip by on campus on his dumbass scooter."

by Blue Virgin Spotter November 20, 2022