Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

by Teenypetey January 19, 2025

texas sore throat

When you eat spicy food and feel the burn come out the other end.

Oi, I shouldn’t have eaten so many hot wings yesterday, I’ve got a Texas sore throat.

by The original STD June 22, 2019

Texas Chainsaw

White Russian with Dr. Pepper

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”

by Kyn&tonic February 4, 2022

Texas Horseride

When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.

Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill

by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021

Chandler Texas

The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.

Incest infested.

Staff infested.

Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.

Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.

If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.

Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.

Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.

And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.

Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off

Wow, Chandler Texas, is full of cross dressers.

My mama gave me my first bump in Chandler texas.

by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022

Texas Valve

Valves worked by overweight men with hemorrhoids and awesome dad bods.

Those guys that worked those Texas Valves sure can pound some donuts.

by HotScottySandpacker June 16, 2022

Texas Tuck

When your friend George ask you for a texas tuck you give that man a texas tuck

The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.

by Bed Making September 15, 2022