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space russian

noun,

The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.

Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
by Xylergeist February 6, 2014
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Space jammin

Insert a deflated basketball into the vagina or anus and then inflate until your sexual partner screams for Michael Jordan.
Last night I was space jammin Tori.
by TCFam August 30, 2016
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Space Race

Two or more men fight for a girl
They were in a space race for a
by Max Whitlock May 15, 2017
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Space Waster

A derogatory term to describe a file or folder on a computer that takes up at least 10% of your hard drive space
"Oh, get out of here system32, you fucking space waster!"
"What the hell did you just say to me you racist son of a bitch?"
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 27, 2025
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trunk space

The space in someone’s asshole.. used for hiding away items like drugs and/or money can be literally inserted up inside someone’s bum!
The inmate had $400 worth of heroin in his trunk space.
by Dont trip.. January 11, 2018
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Space Dunk

That moment when you feel a slight boner when you shit, that you eat more cheese to feel it even more. You then learn sphincter control and fuck yourself in the ass with you own shit as if it’s a shit dildo.
My dude John was space dunking on the toilet so hard last night. He was moaning and you could hear the shit splash
by SCHLONG DONG 85 February 5, 2024
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Space poles

"Don't you even know your best friends belief system?? Space poles Sam "
by faqxnoz August 4, 2024
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