Two can play at that game

Real meaning: when someone does harm to you, you can do the same to them.

Rick: So, Mike stole Shelly from me; Well, two can play at that game!

by Fruityogos January 11, 2011

If there's grass on the field, play ball

A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.

Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.

by Interex March 19, 2004

played yo' face

1. another term for "played yourself"
2. also known as, "you played yo' dogface"

"You played yo' face!" the girl yelled after the boy called her a whore.

by bnugg January 13, 2004

congratulations you played yourself

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

by Gerrison November 27, 2016

let's play trash

Noun: A video game, most often a PC game, that's popular only because YouTubers are currently playing it. Regardless of whether they're actually good or not, they're simply fads that will come and go over the course of 12 months, maximum. Prime examples of let's play trash would be Slender: The Eight Pages, Minecraft, Five Nights at Freddy's, Happy Wheels, Undertale, and Bendy and the Ink Machine.

I'm not going to pay $10 for let's play trash that no one will remember in a year.

by CorgisDie September 27, 2017

if there is grass on the field play ball

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

by Grass May 12, 2004

the-next-generation role play

The best RPG. Ever. Hands down. Kind of. There's Miri, who is the immature but awesome leader, Charlotte, who gets offended easily but everyone seriously loves her and who enjoys black things, Lily, who makes everyone giggle and giggles a lot herself and is just so sweet, Ginny and Harriet, the best ships ever, Jo, who fully supports Jamy, Mollie, who has been revived and has been missed greatly, Charlie, a quality RPer who is somehow capable of managing many characters, Lauren, who has some of the best jokes, Gail and Rhe and Sam who all make everyone smile, as well as Cassidy and Rhiannon and Amanda and Maddi and Marielle and Linda and Ilana and Vivi and Maura and Liz and Maddie and Elenor and Kathryn and Cee and Kristen and Rose and Frederico and Darcy and Paula and Sierra and Ria and Audrey and Jenna and anyone I may have missed are all awesome, amazing people.

The-Next-Generation role play may be extremely immature at times, but it's by far the best RP blog on Tumblr.

by iluvyouguysxox October 14, 2011