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kick

When one being lifts their leg in the air to inflict pain on another individual's body parts.
1. OH NO I had to kick my friend because he was too UGLY!
2. You're so UGLY that every time I pass you I instinctively kick you in the face.
by PsuedosTheFool March 31, 2022
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kick a dick day

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”
by aaayayay January 31, 2023
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Funny Kicks

A game whose object is to kick a soccer ball into a garage filled with assorted junk in an attempt to knock things over and break stuff. The results of which have become disasterous.. note the enlarged hole in the back of said garage
"Yo, your parents aren't here, time for some funny kicks!"
"No, my parents will get mad at me"
"WUSSY!!"
by Steve's a Wuss February 28, 2003
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Ste Mather kick

A swift kick to the face of someone who has been calling you names, usually when they’re are seated
Stop calling me names are I’ll Ste Mather Kick you
by Haydock Hitman September 12, 2022
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A Shin kick

Everyone know one of the most painful places to be kicked that hurts boys and girls is the shin and to call someone a ‘Shin Kick’ it means that they are so annoying that you want to kick them in the shins hard and hurt them because of their stupidity or for just being an asshole
Person 1 - Omfg, Tom’s so fucking annoying he’s such a shin kick
Person 2 - yeah mate he’s a bitch and a half
by Gavin’s crocs May 30, 2019
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Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!
Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*
by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023
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