internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

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Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?

The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...

by Nukem6 May 4, 2024

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The Internet

A little bit of Everything, All of the time.

Welcome to the Internet, Have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.

by nessyB October 27, 2022

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Internet

A collection of advertisements and stale memes that slowly drain your sanity

Delilah has been devoured by the internet and now she's completely detached from reality

by umbrella the gay fella December 21, 2019

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A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

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