you turn me on like a light switch

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"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024

light bulbed

a phrase which means going out with your friend while your friend is next to her boyfriend/ his girlfriend.

I'm light bulbed while hanging out with lucy and her boyfriend

by insta:purple_moon_writesss May 4, 2023

Park Anywhere Lights

"Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.

Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.

Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!

Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!

Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.

Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?

Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!

Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.

Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.

Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.

by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025

Stoke Light

When you have no lighter, get a skewer light it on the stove, use this to light your marijuana, light it with one end and stoke with the other

Sally had no lighter, so she went to her drawer in the kitchen and got a skewer, she then lit it on the stove and proceeded to smoke her cone, lit it with one end and stoked with the other. The stoke light allows you to smoke a cone when you can’t find a lighter, in the kitchen you can find skewers that you can light and use as a stoker

by Erika The saint July 3, 2019

po-light

Being Cordell, promising you will not inflict harm upon another in any regard knowing and acknowledging that you are visualizin doin BADDDDD things ..butt fuckkkemm but having intent to deal with shits some flying fucks dumb fucks stupid fucks fuckers fuckeroos fuck heads shit fucks all fucks aside ..shits pretty fucked

BEING REALLLLLL NICE TRYIN TO HOLD BACK THE HOOD IN YOURSELF

Went through the fuckin jack box drive through I ordered two orders of tacos ...this mfr tells me I better be po-light askin for a pack of ranch n napkins like that .... Better call the po leece cuz it bout to experience a ass kickin.

Yeah them jeans don'take ya look big (polite )

Yo that ass is smackin I'd love to see how they sit on my face !! No seriously ..sit on my face let me get suffocated by that hell yeah (po-light)

Ayyee I was po-light as fuck I even said watch out before I pulled the chair out from under buddy

by Po light August 3, 2022

Light

A name for faggots and people trying to be anime

"Damn, Look at Light over there. They look all faggy."

"Yeah. They're gay."

by LightningLifeguard March 8, 2017

light at the end of the tunnel

Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope

Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2023