Tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.

To tickle someones dick in exchange for a nickel (.05 Cents).

Hey Jordan, tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.
Ok, lets meet behind the Walmart for it.

by birdhelpman March 28, 2023

national give your gf flower day

Today is the day you need to appreciate your girl by giving some flower cause why not

Boy: Here are some flowers babe
Girl: oh my god thank you so much. But why though

Boy: no reason, it’s National give your gf flower day and I just want to appreciate you.
Girl: Oh my gosh thank you so much. I love youuuu

by Just a lover babe May 12, 2024

Never gonna give you up

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up

Never gonna give you up

by 08ANDOY May 26, 2022

Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."

Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.

by Alligator King June 29, 2021

Give up

Normal context: to desist from, to surrender

Med student context: press 1500+ anki cards, finish watching 5 lectures, make notes for 5 other lectures, study until 4 in the morning and tell everybody you’ve given up on exams :)

I give up! Fxck my formatives! I'm going to drop out from med school!

by Treponema November 28, 2022

give good phone

sounds sexy over the phone, as in phone-sex

That girl will give good phone late at night when I call.

by Word Monkey November 22, 2017

National give your bf $20 day

National give your bf $20 day is on October 11 of every year and you have to give your bf $20 no questions asked

“Hey babe today is national give your bf $20 day”
“Ok”(hands $20 no questions asked)

by Hehehehehehheehhe October 10, 2022