.Electro-Magnetic-Pulse-The-First-Juvenile-Release.

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Person 343: .Electro-Magnetic-Pulse-The-First-Juvenile-Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 6, 2025

Daddy's first twink

That first smooth twink that a previously-straight/heteroflexible daddy-coded dom has an experience with, with the implicit understanding that it has changed his life and now he prefers twinks over women.

That guy? Yeah, he's daddy's first twink for sure.
Chase was daddy's first twink. Now I visit the bathhouse once a week.

by antlerthyme January 26, 2026

poor man's first class

The occurrence when no one else occupies your row section of economy seats on an airplane, usually three seats. Two people can experience this on a domestic aircraft with one aisle, three when two aisles.

I traveled in poor man's first class on the way here, the plane was only half full!

by Das Peguinisch February 8, 2026

Hindustani: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Hindustani: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Balls: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Balls: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025