"Hey Ethan how was your weekend?"
"It was great, thanks — I jerked off to a bunch of anime girls!"
"Bruh what"
"It was great, thanks — I jerked off to a bunch of anime girls!"
"Bruh what"
by iwillbreakyourniconicokneecaps June 19, 2021
Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.
Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!
by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021
by Continental Nova February 05, 2019
Ethan can be nice but he is so annoying and stupid. He can be a retard sometimes and is very short. He usually has curly hair and is a little obese.
by rolly5122 April 26, 2022
Person 1: Goddamn that’s a sick man bun
Person 2: hair
Person 3: he’s short too
Person 4: he must be an Ethan.
Person 2: hair
Person 3: he’s short too
Person 4: he must be an Ethan.
by suckmycaca69 November 23, 2021
Ethan someone who ignores you and leaves you on open and who will not join a face time call because he’s doing “homework”
by Victoria Delegarza October 23, 2019