Do a Morrison

Slang term in relation to doing something, especially on Climate Change. It means you have no intention of doing anything at all and will go to laughable or insane extremes to cover up your laziness. Also related to Laggard and Malingerer.

Clean up your room, and don't Do a Morrison!

by Sisyphean October 26, 2021

Doing a Reece

Sleeping with over 20+ people raw dog style and not catching an STD based on sheer luck

Yo dude, I totally got caught doing a Reece last year, it was crazy.

by Reece The Poet March 5, 2022

Doing a jimi

Been a potato and hanging on farms all day

Oh so he’s doing a jimi

by DxF98 July 24, 2021

do not contact

The name that you give the boy you have a crush on for his contact on your phone. This is to remind yourself not to drunk text him that you are in love

That man is so fine I had to put him down as do not contact when I got his number

by Howdoyoulikeyourcoffee July 28, 2021

Doing fine

Doing fine

Doing fine

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Doing a Scotty

To be in a position to make the most difference, then make a complete pigs breakfast of it only to then try and take credit for other peoples hard work when they fix it.

We almost lost the game, but our strikers managed to get one extra goal - now our goalie is 'doing a scotty'.

by Mooseticles August 30, 2021

Doing a Harry

Where you talk on a video call while you've muted yourself, like a classic Harry.

Harry: ...
Anyone else: "You're doing a Harry. Unmute yourself."

by TLJOMG June 9, 2021