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Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.
Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...
by raisin brand February 9, 2017
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Im dead inside

same do not be ashamed we all are
by Lil ultimate June 4, 2020
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Serious case of the deads

Someone with a 'Serious case of the deads' will in 99.999% of medical cases be 'dead'.

Often used by multiple people playing video games to describe someone.
Person 1: Yay i killed him!
Person 2: Is that a hole in his head?
Person 3: It looks like he has a Serious case of the deads.
by ABCDOMG January 14, 2013
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Facebook dead end

When you or someone you know is facebook creeping and comes to a hot girls profile who has it set on private thus not allowing you to view all her slutty pics.
Max: Bro did u see that bitches pic from Ocean City?
Pasha: No man, im not her friend, shes just another Facebook dead end.
by ZeekLooney November 29, 2011
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Dead n Gone

if i died dead n gone would you miss me?

all i taste is blood, and my tears when you kiss me

"riding in a CLA my windows tinted"

pull up i got heads spinning

"niggas hate me cause' im winning"

since a kid i had a vision
by xxigilzbyKaijo March 12, 2023
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All of us are dead

A brilliant South Korean show based of a webtoon of the same name, it centers around a group of surviving students trying to survive a zombie outbreak in their school, and as its name hints, not all of them will make it out alive and some may suffer gruesome deaths just to break you after you begin to care for them.
Friend: have you seen all of us are dead?
Friend 2: yeah, I just watched it after finishing squid game.
by Blinker January 24, 2023
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Man im dead

Used when someone makes an unfunny joke
Person 1: Guess what
Person 2: What
Person 1: Chicken butt.
Person 2: Man im dead
by MamaHuevoJoño December 13, 2022
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