joke boner

When you laugh so hard you get a boner.

Colin's joke about Mexicans gave me a joke boner

by Jard S January 19, 2016

Boner basher

1) an individual or animal who interrupts your wank sesh causing you to become flacid
2) an unfortunate event that rewins you're awesome plans or bad ass current situation inturn making it negative or ending it altogether

1) My dog can be a real boner basher, I was mid way through flogging the log and it was becoming nice and stiff untill my dog ran into the sliding glass door startling me .

2) my bother is a real boner basher, I was 3rd gear pinned doing a hill climb on my yfs 200 and I get a call his truck crapped out and needs a tow

by beaner master98 September 12, 2016

Cheese boner

A penis with a yeast infection

I wouldn't have sex with him, he has a cheese boner.

by StellaPhez November 24, 2013

spooky boner

when a man sees something that his brain can't choose whether the image is arousing and terrifying, so his penis gets erect out of fear and arousal.

dude 1: when I googled thicc aliens last night I wasn't sure whether to be scared or aroused.
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner

by ProbablyADegenerate September 6, 2020

guilt boner

When nature runs it's course even in places you shouldn't be or shameful situations you shouldn't be in.

My buddy got chewed out by his wife before going to Cheetah's with us and ended up with a guilt boner all night long.

by Haolepino November 18, 2022

criminal boner

Dick so good it should be a crime. Usually forged through the crucible of thots, cum dumpsters and fuck buckets.

Want her to pay your bills? Give her the criminal boner.

by lanimirC renoB October 1, 2019

lent boner

The unholy act of receiving an erection during the hallowed time of Lent. One may be damned to Hell for committing such an act.

"Yo Josiah! John's going to burn in hell for that Lent boner! "

by ShitholeCountry68 January 19, 2018