by BillyBobSmith May 27, 2014
Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
by skytar December 05, 2017
by Rik_Skin February 16, 2017
"Man I've been having a Stub-Boner all class....... I can't wait too get home and spank this monkey."
by Tobin Rawlins June 18, 2013
The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.
James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?
Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011
by Sexosu November 17, 2022
Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.
sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin
by NMFTB January 22, 2014