Boner status

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010

boner lord

king of boners

joe is the boner lord

by roasted_potato_salad April 3, 2022

boner muffin

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

by SchmiddyMaster May 12, 2016

Boner shivering

That feel when a guy knows he's about to have sex/mansturbate and his body starts to shiver and feel cold to warm up.

A: Are you feeling ok?
B: yeah, it's just a bit of boner shivering

by Deeca October 9, 2016

Halloween Boner

When a woman or man gets turned on by a woman/man's Halloween costume.

You see her costume? I definitely have a Halloween boner.

by justdoit612 November 29, 2015

Cave Boner

A sexually aroused vagina.

He finished too quick and it left me with a cave boner.

by Jowybaggz August 21, 2022

Nipple Boner

Erection in the nipples

"Damn I have a nipple boner"

by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019