Meaty Boner

A delicious doggy treat for bitches of any sex.

Bitches from around the world would love as their owner, because I always come home and give them Meaty Boner!

by TheTrueOger68! January 2, 2021

tinkle boner

Having to pee so bad that it gives you a boner

Man, sitting threw that movie for so long gave me a tinkle boner

by derpS30 April 21, 2015

Boner Deal

Reaching arousal through a business transaction.

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.

by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020

Boner Bummer

A sexually teasing moment on TV, movies, and real life that ends before it get enjoyable/good. Sexual disappointment

The movie had one hot scene, but it was a Boner Bummer

by Jonas hoss August 16, 2015

Mystery Boner

When your penis becomes erect for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: I just got a mystery boner man!
Guy 2: Cool!

by HookTheGamer December 22, 2017

Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it

Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?

by Officer Klaus August 7, 2022

Mod Boner

A moderator who's on a power trip.
Mostly used on reddit and discord.

Guy 1: "Ayo,that dude has a huge ass mod boner."
Mod: *Guy 1 has been banned for sexism.*

by CombineTheElite August 2, 2021