William Palmer

Has a huge cube head, looks like fucking Frankenstein.

“Ayo, is that Frankenstein?”
“Nah, that’s William Palmer and his stupid fucking noggin”

by Steven Hong November 21, 2021

William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.

Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.

by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022

George William Sukach

simp.

George William Sukach is a SIMP!

by egglicker22 October 30, 2020

William

has glasses, that's it.

that is such a william
how can you tell
he has glasses

by nobodyneedstoknow6918 December 7, 2021

Dirty William

A Dirty William is when bust a nut all over the apple jacks cinnamon stick, while a star nosed mole crawls into your asshole.

"Dude, did you hear that Brady pulled a Dirty William?"

by FortniteHawk103 April 30, 2023

William

William is a wonderful friend at times but can also be mentally unstable. William is flirtatious and he also is creative(sometimes). William is not somebody you can rely on if you have William as a friend RUN!

Person 1: Wow William is really crazy dewd..

by Bejdjdjejejhe November 19, 2023

Williams Baptist University

Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!

I regretted going to Williams Baptist University

by Makbrody November 3, 2024