Uncle mike

Finger in the butt

You totally got uncle Miked.

by Especially when you blank November 13, 2023

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

My half-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

Half-uncle.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Uncle Ben (Byn)

This is when you Boof a Zyn pouch.

Hey Bro.. I got a few extra Zyn's on me.... wanna go full Uncle Ben (Byn) on the way to eat at Panda Express?

by pandadaddy December 14, 2023

step-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's steppibling's husband.

My step-co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

by Wholeeyo October 08, 2021

The Uncle Charlie

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie to those kids?”

by Sprinkles69 February 15, 2019