the process of shitting and jizzing on a tea towel before using it to wipe your dishes dry. a good way to quit your job or be beaten up.
"Hey George, I'm quitting my job today, better leave management a surprise, I'm leaving them an angry tea towel.
by Anonymous555567 October 14, 2010
Get the Angry Tea Towelmug. Brilliant poem in which a cat comes to tea. Rhymes throughout and has a great plot. Admired in 11JC. Wrote by Jarred Wileman
'There once was a cat who came to tea, the cat who came appeared to me, to be wearin a jacket that was green pea'
by jazz January 3, 2005
Get the the cat who came to teamug. "Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"
by floydandsky September 23, 2011
Get the cold tile tea-baggingmug. A refreshing beverage containing the mixture of sweetened iced tea and lemonade made by a company named Swiss. Yummy.
by clmonty March 27, 2009
Get the Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonademug. An alcoholic drink, made famous by the home town in which it was created - Canvey Island (Essex, UK).
Canvey Island is inhabitted by the peasant underclass, and is the arse hole of Essex. In turn, Essex is the arse hole of England.
Not to be confused with the Lond Island Iced Tea (Vodka, Tequilla, Bacardi, Gin and Cointreau topped off with lime juice and coke) the Canvey Island Iced tea features Meths, Turpentine, Rubbing Alcohol and/or alcohol based hand wash. All topped off with White Lightning (or similar budget priced cider).
Also, in place of the usual garnishes (wedge of lime, ice) the Canvey Island Iced Tea is enhanced by the addition of cigarette butts and the Mother In Law's stray pubes.
Canvey Island is inhabitted by the peasant underclass, and is the arse hole of Essex. In turn, Essex is the arse hole of England.
Not to be confused with the Lond Island Iced Tea (Vodka, Tequilla, Bacardi, Gin and Cointreau topped off with lime juice and coke) the Canvey Island Iced tea features Meths, Turpentine, Rubbing Alcohol and/or alcohol based hand wash. All topped off with White Lightning (or similar budget priced cider).
Also, in place of the usual garnishes (wedge of lime, ice) the Canvey Island Iced Tea is enhanced by the addition of cigarette butts and the Mother In Law's stray pubes.
Scumbag Father: "Ere, Britney get us some White Spirit from B & Q I fancy a Canvey Island Iced Tea!"
Scumbag Mother: "OK Jason."
Scumbag Mother: "OK Jason."
by SS8 GHD July 26, 2010
Get the Canvey Island Iced Teamug. When the best people in the world who happen to be people of all races, creeds, colors, amounts of wealth, and ages get together on April 15th to protest big government, over spending, and over taxing by the liberal government that plagues our country.
I was overwhelmed by the number of people that feel the same way as me when I attended a Tax Day Tea Party protesting the retardation of the Obama Administration.
by tdtp09 April 18, 2009
Get the Tax Day Tea Partymug. One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant 'the' as it would have to in order for Ye Olde Tea Shoppe to make sense. Christ almighty!
"You know, I bet we'd get a lot more visitors to our cafe if we tried to get the oldies in. You know, in a kind of 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' kind of way."
"You ignorant twat." (etc)
"You ignorant twat." (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Get the Ye Olde Tea Shoppemug.