I can’t feel my legs

This is what you might say after being paralyzed.

Or blown up.

Usually what someone would say in a crappy 1990s world war 2 movie. Or in other words “my legs! My legs!” Found in spongebobs bitch ass background character “the bitch”

or what your mom would say after we had the sex

“Holy shit! A landmine!”

“noo! Don’t step on that!” (This is said in a stereotypical nerd voice).

“Uh oh I’m gonna step on it!”
This is where your blow up and your legs get severed from your waist

“Ouch ooh, ow. My legs. I can’t feel my legs.”
You then bleed out and nobody comes to your funeral

by Plunkton May 23, 2022

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piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel June 24, 2007

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Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

See Does a bear shit in the woods?

"She just bit my head off. She PMS-ing?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004

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Golden Syrup Running Down Your Legs

A saying that is used around the construction of data centres when there isn't really anything else to say

The client wants these chiller pipes installed and all I can do is stand here with golden syrup running down my legs.

"What's that cheeky grin you got on your face mate, you look like you have golden syrup running down your legs"

by DataDriven October 25, 2023

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