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Cuck toilet

A toilet that is in the same space with sauna.
Do you mind if I use the cuck toilet while you're in the sauna?
by Sanastojeesus May 1, 2025
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Skibidi Toilet

"Skibidi toilet"refers to a popular series of surrealist, short videos on YouTube that features an army of human-headed toilets fighting a war against another army of camera-headed men, according to Forbes and The Columbus Dispatch. The phrase is often used as slang, sometimes to indicate something bad or trashy, or as a term of approval.
by sillypersonn May 6, 2025
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Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.
Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.
by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025
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toilet soap

When youre on the toilet and you bust a nut so hard it starts bubbling like soap
bro i just shit myself when i pulled a toilet soap!!!
by toiletsoap May 30, 2025
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toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025
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toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
toilet paper gives me an itchy ass
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
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Toilet

A Mobile Gamer's Chair.
Man 1: Hold up, I'm finna use the toilet.
Man 2: While you in there hop on CoD.
Man 1: 'Ight.
by StuckOnStupid21 July 17, 2023
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