Sleep

death with benefits

sleep is an open relationship with death- death with benefits.

by mavericktheraven August 17, 2017

Sleep Seep

Lil bit of poo that seeps out of you whilst sleeping

Every morning I give myself a courtesy south-to-north wipe just in case of any *sleep seep*

by DenverBrokebacks January 11, 2024

Sleep

You don’t get this when you reach the ripe old age of 12.

(My middle school made us get up at the buttcrack of dawn at flipping 6:00 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD TO BE AT SCHOOL BY 7:20!)

Bob: Hey did you get enough sleep?
Billy with red veins in eyes: What does it look like?!?! Middle school is ROUGH
Older kid: wait til you get to high school bud....

by FeliciaShanequaSnack October 23, 2018

sleep screecher

when u screech in your sleep

Hannah was screaming in her sleep! She is a sleep screecher!!🤭

by superior.weiner May 27, 2019

Sleeping on his stomach

When an individual doesn't know how to sleep correctly.

Henny got shoulder pain after sleeping on his stomach... now Megan definitely doesn't want him.

by Yureh July 11, 2023

The Big Sleep

he's DEAD!!!

DEAD YOU IDIOT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS???

JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE!!

Stimpy: What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren: **definition**

by Hamtaro May 31, 2020

Mega Sleep

That feeling of existential dread and depression that you have to carry on yourself. The only way to resolve this issue is to sleep.

Friend : Hey man wyd tonight?
Me : Man idk I think I'm gonna mega sleep...
Friend : Oh shit man you aight?

by CommunistGaben_ July 23, 2018