1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered
2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
by Your mom and me #6913 May 28, 2023
Get the Phonemug. always doesnt have a phone cause of his grade. lost to anthony in slapbox. cant win aganist kalani in madden also cant win aganist bryant in mobile games. also supports the gayest team the dallas fraud cowboys and is a bitch
by nophonealex April 26, 2024
Get the NO PHONE ALEXmug. when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car
by pour sugar outside November 3, 2020
Get the Phone Fishingmug. The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.
I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.
by Dazymoose February 10, 2010
Get the Phone Fidgetmug. A device that is given to children at a ridiculously young age.
Very harmful metal thingamajig that gives out incredibly harmful radiation.
Very harmful metal thingamajig that gives out incredibly harmful radiation.
by -Complexity November 17, 2021
Get the Phonemug. Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.
I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.
I feel like such a dumbass.
by WisdomMan420 July 6, 2015
Get the Phone Wreckmug. Something that is OK if you LOVE TO WASTE a lot of CORPORATION MONEY AND THREATEN THEIR PROPRIETARY POSITION.
Just as bad as taking out an immeasurable amount of long term loans to build your corporation.
It's just a LOCAL CALL or TOLL FREE phone call.
IT's how the BIG TEN some of the numbers TEN OR LESS.
Just as bad as taking out an immeasurable amount of long term loans to build your corporation.
It's just a LOCAL CALL or TOLL FREE phone call.
IT's how the BIG TEN some of the numbers TEN OR LESS.
As go ahead BE A DO FIST show who really is the boss and start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so you can be a CORPORATE HOT SHOT and act smarter than THE CEO.
The best way to destroy any secrecy of any CORPORATION or other ENTITY is start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so even if you are working for the corporation you begin creating TAYLOR MADE UNREVERSIBLE MEGAVERSE LEAKS so unknown parties knows how to steal your MARKETING for starters IF YOU LEND ME YOUR EARS.
Listen I am doing it from my OWN SELL PHONE and it is at my cost as my compliments to you as so no harm for me MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS will ever come as I am picking up all the costs and the ADD FLACK.
I was watching this truck drive by and says something about shredding documents and I am thinking when you are MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL- MOTEL - ROOM - PHONE CALLS with any PHONE , as " I am thinking.
, " is it possible to UNSHRED ARTHUR ANDERSON" or do I need to put a DICK IN SON to do SEW everything back to get one of the BIG TEN back from those DEAD ENRON PEOPLE which is after all the all " TEXAS SPIRIT ".
The best way to destroy any secrecy of any CORPORATION or other ENTITY is start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so even if you are working for the corporation you begin creating TAYLOR MADE UNREVERSIBLE MEGAVERSE LEAKS so unknown parties knows how to steal your MARKETING for starters IF YOU LEND ME YOUR EARS.
Listen I am doing it from my OWN SELL PHONE and it is at my cost as my compliments to you as so no harm for me MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS will ever come as I am picking up all the costs and the ADD FLACK.
I was watching this truck drive by and says something about shredding documents and I am thinking when you are MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL- MOTEL - ROOM - PHONE CALLS with any PHONE , as " I am thinking.
, " is it possible to UNSHRED ARTHUR ANDERSON" or do I need to put a DICK IN SON to do SEW everything back to get one of the BIG TEN back from those DEAD ENRON PEOPLE which is after all the all " TEXAS SPIRIT ".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 26, 2022
Get the MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLSmug.