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NO PHONE ALEX

always doesnt have a phone cause of his grade. lost to anthony in slapbox. cant win aganist kalani in madden also cant win aganist bryant in mobile games. also supports the gayest team the dallas fraud cowboys and is a bitch
"Your such a no phone alex"

"Dont compare me to no phone alex!"
by nophonealex April 26, 2024
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Phone Fishing

when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car
"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"
by pour sugar outside November 3, 2020
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MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS

Something that is OK if you LOVE TO WASTE a lot of CORPORATION MONEY AND THREATEN THEIR PROPRIETARY POSITION.

Just as bad as taking out an immeasurable amount of long term loans to build your corporation.

It's just a LOCAL CALL or TOLL FREE phone call.

IT's how the BIG TEN some of the numbers TEN OR LESS.
As go ahead BE A DO FIST show who really is the boss and start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so you can be a CORPORATE HOT SHOT and act smarter than THE CEO.

The best way to destroy any secrecy of any CORPORATION or other ENTITY is start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so even if you are working for the corporation you begin creating TAYLOR MADE UNREVERSIBLE MEGAVERSE LEAKS so unknown parties knows how to steal your MARKETING for starters IF YOU LEND ME YOUR EARS.

Listen I am doing it from my OWN SELL PHONE and it is at my cost as my compliments to you as so no harm for me MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS will ever come as I am picking up all the costs and the ADD FLACK.

I was watching this truck drive by and says something about shredding documents and I am thinking when you are MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL- MOTEL - ROOM - PHONE CALLS with any PHONE , as " I am thinking.
, " is it possible to UNSHRED ARTHUR ANDERSON" or do I need to put a DICK IN SON to do SEW everything back to get one of the BIG TEN back from those DEAD ENRON PEOPLE which is after all the all " TEXAS SPIRIT ".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 26, 2022
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Phone

A device that is given to children at a ridiculously young age.

Very harmful metal thingamajig that gives out incredibly harmful radiation.
by -Complexity November 17, 2021
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Dropping your phone

When your hands get “slippery” and your phone falls out of your hands. YouTubers even make videos about this called drop tests, they drop them from diferent heights.

Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,

Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Dropping your phone

Person #1: my palms are sweating

Eminem #1: knees-

Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.

Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.

Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.

Person #3: yea that would not be good.

Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it

All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?
by IowanCorn2352 May 7, 2023
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Phone Raping

Phone Raping is pretty clear cut. It is the act of raping someone's phone against their will. This can be done through Campaigns, causematch, charidy, gofundme etc. You relentlessly Rape the Phone until a few things happen 1- You block the caller ( which is impossible because there will be multiple numbers calling you) 2- you call the Organization commiting the phone rape and tell them to stop 3- You reverse pledge and say you will not be contributing to the cause because of the rellentless Phone Raping that has been occurring 4- you shut your phone down and don't open your emails for the next few days or 5 - You accept the phone rape and move on with life.
Dave how you feeling?
Not to good. Exhausted.
What you exhausted from?
( insert org here) been phone raping me all day
Sorry to hear that, I cut them off and haven't heard from them since
Smart move. Gatta try that
by Jay El Dubbs December 4, 2023
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Phone

A metal rectangle mixed with glass and a big battery that glows in the dark and glows in the light
Does anyone have a phone i can't see.
by whowrotethis#wasn't cuylen.... November 10, 2021
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