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Straight Best Friend

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)
Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.
by feethands October 12, 2012
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poseur straight edge

One who begins to act straight edge for fashion, rather than physical or emotional health. Usually poseur straight edges can be identified by being 13-15, ages when most have no choice but to be straight edge, but few choose to flaunt it. Pen-drawn X's on the back of the hands are one of the only things that is similar between a real straight edge and a poseur straight edge. Poseur straight edges are essentially whatever clic the individual was before they found that marker, plus two black x's. These kids usually are not part of the hardcore scene in itself, but try to salvage their integrity by listening to watered-down, cookie cutter hardcore music.
Ernest: Hey! That kid looks hardcore straightedge! Oh wait! He is wearing dickies shorts and 130 dollar skater shoes and he has blonde hair! Whoops!
by 6:47 AM June 5, 2005
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straight edge poser

A person who just because made friends with someone who say they are "straight edge" Has now just suddenly turn/became straight edge. When he/she drinks,has sex all the time,does drugs,or cuts themself. And if their friend stops being straight edge they will too.
strait edge poser:" This guy really likes me because he knows that I'm straight edge"

non straight edge person: "What do you mean, you have cuts all over your body and you got totally wasted last night."

straight edge poser: "Shut up! *takes ecstacy pills*
by lolitakisses September 25, 2006
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straight gay man

Coined by Sex and the City. While a gay straight man is an overcultured straight man (a metrosexual), a straight gay man is just a gay man who watches sports and won't fuck you.

The difference is sort of that between crayola's green-blue (blue with a green tint) and blue-green (green with a blue tint).
by copperboom May 23, 2007
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Vegan Straight Edge

by coltonxvx October 14, 2010
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Straight Tik Tok

The side of tik tok where white teens dance and get tons of clout. It also has tons of drama, usually about celebrities
by ElTheDumb January 19, 2021
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straight dook butt

yo man i just housed some wings and i got straight dook butt!
by nelgo April 17, 2007
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