Jerry-San

A stuck-up Asian Mostly those nasty woman who sells houses and pretends to act like an Angry White woman with Blue eyes! She's more towards being a shitty Conservative and love to have Bats mitzvah and hates her siblings for handling the cold hard truth that's She's 100% Egg roll and not a Hamburger! She has anger issues, She loves to poke fun of Retards and for the evening she sleeps with Jewish Guys or Black guys when She's bored and Horny!
Jerry-San is the worst kind of Asian women. They pretend to be Asexual and they are full of shit, They sell houses because they think they can pretend to be a Caucasian person with a fake American Accent. Here's her Conversation with a Typical Young man who's interested in Purchasing a property:

Jerry-San: Hi Happy Holidays and Fuck you for texting me, I'm gonna block your ass
Customer A: What? Really Have a happy new year? Why are you so rude.
Jerry-San: I get what I want, What kind of house you wanna buy?
Customer A: Your so rude and you have an Attitude, is everything okay going on with your life?
*Jerry-San is offended and feels triggered in Anger*

JERRY-SAN IN ANGRY MODE: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR A FUCKING RETARD AND I GET TO CONTROL YOU. I SLEEP WITH JEWISH GUYS EVERY NIGHT SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU RETARDED BEANER?

Customer A: Fuck it, You lost a Customer like me. I'm calling my Abogados and have your Ass fired and probably arrested in Prison. See my Attorney in a couple of days!

Jerry-San: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIT! FUCK YOU, DIRTY MEXICAN!

6 months later, Jerry-San has went to a local mental Asylum and burned down a Catholic Church that Customer A goes to every Sunday!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 20, 2020
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Sans

The funniest Skele-Bone in existence. Don't get on his bad side, though, or he'll fucking kick your ass.
Random Youtuber: *Plays Undertale and does genocide*
Comments: OmG iF yOu KiLl AlL oF tHeM yOu'Ll FiGhT sAnS LoL
by Some guy who has a small brain February 19, 2019
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When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.
Ashley walked in and caught her boyfriend in a San Francisco Finger Trap! WHAAAT With WHOOO....
by TheDoomGuy211 February 4, 2020
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Bitchy née san

you’re cringey and a dumb anime fan. So if you’re a dumb anime fan, I will call you Bitchy née San. If you’re a smart anime fan, Ill call you a cool anime fan.
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Sans

THE FUNNY BONE MAN DUN DUDHD DNUDNUD NDUN UD N
SANS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG SANS AASDFSFDSFAESFSDFAWESDF
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When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.
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San ValeCringe

The term "San ValeCringe" is used as a kind of mockery of Valentine's Day; because of all the hype that exists around it, which can cause a kind of cringe in people, due to all the displays of affection and love that are shown that day. For the exuberant gifts and sometimes ridiculous actions that people do that day.
Valentine's day is pretty cringiest for some people.

Racso Hudson was the one who implemented this term to Valentine's Day, making it known for the first time in his YouTube video "San ValeCringe" on February 13, 2020.
Racso is the original creator.
"Happy San ValeCringe"

"Happy Valentine's Day, Oh, you mean San ValeCringe"
by Hotticonic February 14, 2024
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