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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Purley blood

Purley blood is a rock band from winter garden Florida. They have two goals. To make music great again and to bring back rock music. The members are: zack Smith, Irshad khan and Timothy Brock. They are by far the coolest guys you will ever meet. Zack dresses like a god but is a demon from hell. Irshad dresses like a rocker and has great hair. Timothy is one of the most chill person ever. Purley blood is basically like this.”you make the rules and they break them”.
Purley blood is going to make music great again.
by You’d onto let May 4, 2019
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Blood Fall

Blood Falling or Blood Fall is a term used when a woman backs out of a situation by using her period as an excuse.
Person 1. "Hay. Do you wanna hang out today?"
Person 2. "Sorry. I can't. *whispers* I'm on my period."
Person 1. "But you're a man. You can't blood fall your way out of this."
Person 2. "Ether I'm on my period. Or I need to see a doctor now."
by Urban hoe (EOH) July 14, 2021
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Blood

Hard to clean out of rugs/carpets.
Blood
by Definewang May 30, 2023
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Blood

Blood; Family.
That’s blood over there!
by corvettesinger December 25, 2021
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Pretty Blood

Pretty Blood is a series on Newgrounds and YouTube which is still ongoing, and that was probably inspired by Happy Tree Friends

It consists of a character called Rinny torturing various "Malinos".
by the way the creator of pretty blood made official porn thats not cool
by TFNUM1HTR August 6, 2024
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Golden Blood

a way to wish someone "sweet dreams" or a greeting to wish for a phosphorescent rest to face life's challenges the day after waking up
by Sundra Raymonde June 5, 2024
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