The Jackson Pollock

When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.

She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.

by AllMammal21 October 5, 2021

Andrew Jacksoning

Beating the hell out of your would-be murderer or assassin with a cane.

I tried to murder this one jackass but then he noticed me and started Andrew Jacksoning me.

by Comrade Running Bear October 16, 2018

Jackson

A man who will always be there for you when you need him most. He is very honest, but also one of the kindest people you will ever meet. He is super funny, and truly cares for those close to him. He can be annoying at times, but once he finds a good friend he will always be by their side. His eyes glow like the sun. But are the gorgeous color of the sky. He has the best smile, and is always focused on improving himself. He is strong, hot as hell, and is extremely manly. He is the man that you only see in dreams, except real. He is the perfect boyfriend, and an even more perfect person.

Damn, that Jackson is fineeeeee.

by VICTORIALOVERS November 5, 2023

Michael Jackson

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.

Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.

by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023

johnathan jackson

he is a cute funny man named johnathan from norway

ronny: wow your so johnathan jackson
john: athan

by peepeepoopoochat December 2, 2023

Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011