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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
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A man who knows how to fuck

Arnesto Da Costa, a man who knows how to fuck
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How ya dern

How are you doing like Madea says ya'll dern!
How y'all dern?! How ya dern?
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How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
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I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how i roll. Winning

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where
by SPrice1980 May 27, 2023
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how to be like TwoThree

How to be like TwoThree you can’t.
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