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Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.
Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...
by raisin brand February 9, 2017
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Dead rapper syndrome

When a rapper who has died, gains even more fans or sales because of their passing.
Billy bob got capped, now he got dead rapper syndrome.
by Human18401 October 21, 2019
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dead flower policy

The act of cutting off initiating communication to see if someone is actually interested in you and will initiate with you.

You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.
"I was tired of being the only one to reach out so I inacted the Dead Flower Policy"
by Phylldoe November 10, 2020
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Serious case of the deads

Someone with a 'Serious case of the deads' will in 99.999% of medical cases be 'dead'.

Often used by multiple people playing video games to describe someone.
Person 1: Yay i killed him!
Person 2: Is that a hole in his head?
Person 3: It looks like he has a Serious case of the deads.
by ABCDOMG January 14, 2013
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Facebook dead end

When you or someone you know is facebook creeping and comes to a hot girls profile who has it set on private thus not allowing you to view all her slutty pics.
Max: Bro did u see that bitches pic from Ocean City?
Pasha: No man, im not her friend, shes just another Facebook dead end.
by ZeekLooney November 29, 2011
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All of us are dead

A brilliant South Korean show based of a webtoon of the same name, it centers around a group of surviving students trying to survive a zombie outbreak in their school, and as its name hints, not all of them will make it out alive and some may suffer gruesome deaths just to break you after you begin to care for them.
Friend: have you seen all of us are dead?
Friend 2: yeah, I just watched it after finishing squid game.
by Blinker January 24, 2023
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Man im dead

Used when someone makes an unfunny joke
Person 1: Guess what
Person 2: What
Person 1: Chicken butt.
Person 2: Man im dead
by MamaHuevoJoño December 13, 2022
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