When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
by Magooru November 04, 2010
by S.A alpha January 03, 2021
When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies
by Hawk Juan rod April 27, 2023
"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."
"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."
"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."
"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."
"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."
"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."
"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."
"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."
"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."
by Zootsuitr June 14, 2023
Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020
He's a healer, He's and ancient hero, and he is NOT THE FATHER OF CUSTARD III, and he liked white lily cookie
by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023
Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.
by OlneyNigga1 December 31, 2022