An Ashleigh

A left over glass of wine you find in the morning and you still drink it.

I was getting ready for work and found An Ashleigh! Oh no!

by DrGreg37 July 6, 2024

Master Ashley

Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.

You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.

Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*

by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024

Coach Ashley Effect

The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.

"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"

by ThePublicker February 13, 2025

Red-Headed Ashley

Half a shot of raspberry sambuca, half a shot of peach schnapps.
Made famous by the infamous Ashley Love at Buddy's in Edmonton.

"Yo Lizzy! Three Red-Headed Ashley's!!
You, me, and Chad!"

by jstock14 April 3, 2009

Ryan and Ashley

All Ashley’s love a Ryan Cuvier bc they can have kids one day

Ryan and Ashley Agouli love each other so much she is pregnant with his child

by Ryan and Ashley February 27, 2019

Mary Kate and Ashleys

A combination dose of methamphetamine and ketamine. Preferably administered anally.

We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.

Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.

by blotan84 July 1, 2020

nijai aka nana && ashley aka bam

nijai is skinny with rolls under her neck in she let her friend go out with her ex cari in nijai swear she can fight but really safe asl no cap in she just turn 13 now dat btc bam onna otha hand she fast asl ugly asf in shes just turn 12 in let ah 15 year old finger her with her nasty ass in she soft asl also lol dey both pussys in dey smell like fish in dey sum hoes rats thots all dat bs but dey let ah lot of niggas in dey krib in much more

nijai aka nana && ashley aka bam

wat is ashely ? ah thot , ugly asl , stupid asf , fast , hoe , in fishy

wat is nijai ? da same damn thang

by ' yop dwbi btc . January 2, 2021