Has a MASSIVE horse cock
by The_NameInator_ January 11, 2024
Get the Andrew Myersmug. Andrew’s are usually mild mannered average people that tend to fit into the grey area between extroverts and introverts. However they’re fucking awesome to hang out with, one minute they’re telling side splitting jokes and the next they’re roasting everyone with their sharp wit and talking about how many women they’ve porked. They usually have a few close friends that are more important to them than their own family. They are usually the chef of their friend group because they love food and they’ll be making the tastiest fucking sandwiches that ever grace the earth.
they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
Andrew: man I need to break it off with my girlfriend, she’s fucking crazy.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
by CrotchRocket34 November 23, 2021
Get the Andrewmug. by Iwoiiiiiiiii May 22, 2018
Get the Andrew McDowellmug. Scottish Andrew is a lad you may know . He usually uses the term “ wafflestomper “ and likes his iron bru . He likes all his male friends but gets intimidated by lasses. Don’t start on an Andrew
“ oh that’s scottish Andrew “
“ oh that’s scottish Andrew “
by Thatgirlal March 15, 2018
Get the scottish andrewmug. A sexy little Jewish theatre twink known for winning the 2018 Jimmy Awards and playing Evan Hansen in Dear Even Hansen on Broadway.
Person: “Hey did what’s the name of that little Jewish guy in that new Jennifer Lawrence movie who was on Broadway?”
A different person: “Oh that’s 2018 Jimmy Award winner Andrew Barth Feldman!”
A different person: “Oh that’s 2018 Jimmy Award winner Andrew Barth Feldman!”
by yourlocalbritishcigarette August 22, 2023
Get the Andrew Barth Feldmanmug. Andrew is Shan, he is who we call Andrew Shan he is shany alot.
Andrew stop naming yourselft shan, the schhol is fed up with your shany.
The teacher kicked Andrew out for being a Shan.
Andrew stop naming yourselft shan, the schhol is fed up with your shany.
The teacher kicked Andrew out for being a Shan.
by The English Dude December 7, 2018
Get the Andrew Shanmug. he hangs out with the football kids but is still really nice. looks amazing with his glasses on that he rarely pulls out and his friend's sunglasses. Andrew J also plays soccer and baseball and a referee said he was amazing at them. hes a shy cross-eyed kid and defs 1 of the smartest in enriched classes. if he works up the courage to talk to u, u will never forget it.
by Acrid~Alegna May 26, 2019
Get the Andrew J.mug.